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Y'ALL the #wankpanzer vs. #incelCamino poll is over and the wank was the winner. y'all wrote in so many alternatives, it's gonna be like a 3 part thread; so i'll post that tomorrow.
but the obvious consensus?
#wankpanzer should be the general term; whereas #incelCamino is specific to a type car 鈥攁nd many people agree that incel Camino should be applied to the #cybertruck.
so:
the Incel Camino, aka cybertruck, is a style of wankpanzer.
Y'ALL!
i (almost) did not forget to post all your suggestions on the #Wankpanzer vs #incelCamino poll.
so let's start with the collective noun for pointlessly huge cars. am dividing them into portmanteus, 2 & 3+ word descriptors.
first, the portmanteus for #wankpanzer:
Arserangers
blingmobile
brodozers
Chuds
douchemobiles
fuglybus
humongomobiles
murdertruck
putzpanzer
Sm氓kuksbil (tiny cock car)
tossermobile
wanktank
wankietankies
wankmobiles
wichsenpanzer
yankpanzer
YankTanks
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next, the 2+ word descriptors for #wankpanzers:
Chelsea Tractor
compensation wagon
creep jeep
dab slab
dick brick
Divorcedes Menz
douche canoes
hyper diaper
loser cruiser
manchild mobile
panzer wankwagen
Pavement Princess
rhino horn
Tonker Toy
Bloody Big Compensator (BBC)
emotional support vehicle
Fragility Compensation Vehicles (FCV)
gender affirming caremobile
Ludicrously Oversized Vehicles (LOVs)
pensioner utility vehicle
sports futility vehicles
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and finally for wankpanzer:
the Pedestrian Crusher 3000
Tiny Duck Energy mobile (TDE)
since the consensus is that #incelCamino refers to #cybertruck, here's the list i culled from y'all
chumpchariot
clustertruck
cybercuck
cyberwheelbarrow
deLoserian
elonsel
fuckertruck
incelwagen
rustbucket
Dork Inchero
Rube Ranchero
rust trucket
Tesla Cyprolapse
Trumpy Dumpster
spacekarenmobile
can't put them up all on a multi-poll.
i like incelwagen for the truck & cybercuck for the driver
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