Y'ALL!

i (almost) did not forget to post all your suggestions on the #Wankpanzer vs #incelCamino poll.

so let's start with the collective noun for pointlessly huge cars. am dividing them into portmanteus, 2 & 3+ word descriptors.

first, the portmanteus for #wankpanzer:

Arserangers
blingmobile
brodozers
Chuds
douchemobiles
fuglybus
humongomobiles
murdertruck
putzpanzer
Småkuksbil (tiny cock car)
tossermobile
wanktank
wankietankies
wankmobiles
wichsenpanzer
yankpanzer
YankTanks

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Y'ALL the #wankpanzer vs. #incelCamino poll is over and the wank was the winner. y'all wrote in so many alternatives, it's gonna be like a 3 part thread; so i'll post that tomorrow.

but the obvious consensus?

#wankpanzer should be the general term; whereas #incelCamino is specific to a type car —and many people agree that incel Camino should be applied to the #cybertruck.

so:

the Incel Camino, aka cybertruck, is a style of wankpanzer.

#cars #language #memes

WAIT! Apartheidboi's #Wankpanzer #IncelCamino isn't even an original fever dream and it's based on this fugly Fiat?!?!

"the first 1:1 model of the Diamante, a “inhabitable” car that Gio Ponti had conceived in 1953, was made for the Grand Basel exhibition. A first, larger proposal was based on the Alfa Romeo 1900, but a smaller one had also been proposed to Fiat. However, time and priorities led in other directions, and the Diamante remained on paper."
https://www.domusweb.it/en/from-the-archive/2024/07/10/the-car-designed-by-gio-ponti-from-domus-archive.html

cc: @drahardja

@straphanger #swasticars #wankpanzer

@straphanger #swasticars #wankpanzer

And that's why I propose to aggressively work towards #PersonalLightVehicles and whilst some people may easily consider products like the #TataNano yet another billionaire's doodling turned into a product of a person who is inherently not perfect (but who'm I wished to have the chance to have tea with, but sadly never got.)...

• Needless to say what one thinks of the Nano (which I'd love to have one as collectible if I ever got more money than sense!) or it's predecessor, the Indica (which looks like an #Opel #Corsa C 5-door.), we can propably agree that if we can't have #PublicTransport reach every village in a reasonable frequency 24/7, Personal Light Vehicles are the way to go.

Cuz we can all agree that the #WankPanzer by #SwastiCar isn't going to "save the world" (despite some dellusional #BEV fans thinking!) because it's overall #wastefulness is the Problem.