and finally for wankpanzer:
the Pedestrian Crusher 3000
Tiny Duck Energy mobile (TDE)

since the consensus is that #incelCamino refers to #cybertruck, here's the list i culled from y'all

chumpchariot
clustertruck
cybercuck
cyberwheelbarrow
deLoserian
elonsel
fuckertruck
incelwagen
rustbucket
Dork Inchero
Rube Ranchero
rust trucket
Tesla Cyprolapse
Trumpy Dumpster
spacekarenmobile

can't put them up all on a multi-poll.

i like incelwagen for the truck & cybercuck for the driver

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Y'ALL the #wankpanzer vs. #incelCamino poll is over and the wank was the winner. y'all wrote in so many alternatives, it's gonna be like a 3 part thread; so i'll post that tomorrow.

but the obvious consensus?

#wankpanzer should be the general term; whereas #incelCamino is specific to a type car —and many people agree that incel Camino should be applied to the #cybertruck.

so:

the Incel Camino, aka cybertruck, is a style of wankpanzer.

#cars #language #memes

😅 U.S. Army Soldiers Can't Bring Their Tesla Cybertrucks to Germany

｢ Why did the German government deny the Army's request? It turns out there are several reasons—and most of them relate to safety. According to the release, the regulator flagged the truck's sharp-edged body and massive curb weight as violations of passive safety rules designed to protect vulnerable road users like cyclists, pedestrians, and motorcyclists ｣

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a68133176/us-armed-forces-service-members-no-tesla-cybertruck

#cybertruck #tesla #germany

😅 U.S. Army Soldiers Can't Bring Their Tesla Cybertrucks to Germany

｢ Why did the German government deny the Army's request? It turns out there are several reasons—and most of them relate to safety. According to the release, the regulator flagged the truck's sharp-edged body and massive curb weight as violations of passive safety rules designed to protect vulnerable road users like cyclists, pedestrians, and motorcyclists ｣

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a68133176/us-armed-forces-service-members-no-tesla-cybertruck

#cybertruck #tesla #germany