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@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
David Revoy
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap. > Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me? Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon. > Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation? Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction. > Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of... Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient. > Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.
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David Revoy
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org  ·  activity timestamp last week
A comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot: > Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now! Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation: > Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us! Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless. > Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production. > Crowd of wizards: ... ... ... Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised: >Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.
A comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot: > Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now! Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation: > Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us! Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless. > Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production. > Crowd of wizards: ... ... ... Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised: >Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.
A comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot: > Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now! Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation: > Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us! Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless. > Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production. > Crowd of wizards: ... ... ... Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised: >Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.
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