@benroyce A 12 month lease? Do I have to save all my wees after drinking it or something and they send a tanker lorry around at the end of the year to collect it?

@benroyce After we eat the rich, corporate HR is obviously next, but then brand marketing, advertising, and promotions departments can be dessert. Then we can digest a bit and see where the next Biggest Assholes on Earth comes from.

@benroyce After we eat the rich, corporate HR is obviously next, but then brand marketing, advertising, and promotions departments can be dessert. Then we can digest a bit and see where the next Biggest Assholes on Earth comes from.

@benroyce
I literally triple checked that this was a real article from The Guardian and not the Onion or April fools joke. DAMN!?!

@benroyce

Coffee leases are not available yet!

While Maxwell’s bargain “yearlong lease” of tinned coffee was not available at publication time, the coffee company said in a statement that its “year-long supply of coffee will come with an official Maxwell Apartment ‘lease’ to sign”.

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Oh, it must be April Fools Day in the Northern Hemisphere.