@molly0xfff when I read this I thought it was a fascism thing. Mercy.

@molly0xfff the red cross thirsts

@molly0xfff @elverkonge They should have said the need is insatiable. They'd get more hits.

@molly0xfff vampire DMs like

@molly0xfff they got Dracula doing their copywriting these days I hear

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Vampires everywhere:

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They're rightfully referencing fall.

Not so many joggers in lonely woods any more and people turn up the collars and don't go neck-free anymore as in carefree summer --- where a quick nip of blood was easy to come by.

But now, that's gone with the summer.

While the need for blood stays constant.

@molly0xfff They frequently send me invitations that look like this in my notifications:

Subject: Will we meet tomorrow?

YOUR BLOOD IS NEEDED!

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FEEEED MEEEE

@molly0xfff Blood for the blood god! 🤘🏻🎸

@molly0xfff 🤣🤣🤣

@molly0xfff I want to read the rest of this book

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"The need for blood is unchanging. Your need, that is. You have very nice blood. Would be a shame if something... happened to it."

@molly0xfff yes, they must feed. Drink my children! DRINK!

@molly0xfff Must be from the Hellmouth office of the Red Cross.

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They've clearly aligned they're messaging with the times!

@molly0xfff my first thought: this message is a propos for “Hoa Hoa Hoa” season. 🧛🏻🍎🐺

@molly0xfff reminds me of this voicemail from my old landlord that Google attempted to transcribe (it was about bleeding the radiators, an adulting thing of which I was unaware at the time)