1. this is an actual gawdamn headline out of #Canada:
❝ Taylor Swift is in her engagement era. Will it give the economy a boost?❞
2. why am i not shocked it’s some south Asian dude writing this shit? Satya Nadella is the hero to a lot of these dudes. he’s become the darling of #techbros for his predatory awfulness as CEO of #Microsoft. so it’s like a fan club of dudes that have taken everything wrong with #capitalism and decided they could be better at the awfulness.
