This is a four-panel comic strip, in the first panel, the corn cob says “I love you Cynthia” and the wrapped candy replies “And I you, Richard.” In the second panel, the corn cob says “Then let us be together.” The wrapped candy responds “We cannot. ‘Tis forbidden.” The third panel shows the corn cob saying “No love is forbidden” while kissing the candy. The final panel shows a newspaper with the headline “BREAKING: ABOMINATION BORN!” with a drawing of a candy corn. Underneath the headline, it reads "GOD HELP US ALL". The comic is signed “The Oatmeal”.