@SnoopJ
It all started with the Dracula movies last October which are legitimately real estate movies, but every monster movie where the monster is localized to some specific place has a shady real estate transaction at its core.
Food of the gods? Selling the real estate where the god food flows
Little shop of horrors? Overcoming bad location for a flower shop
Clash of the titans? Real estate agent neglected to mention that the old guy's coliseum was linked to a scale model in heaven where the gods play out their schemes
First men in the moon? Escape earth to escape mortgage payments
@jonny @SnoopJ this shit right here is why despite the overwhelming amount of spam and the fact that I don’t really participate, I can never mute #Monsterdonr