I had the Blueberry talk with GPT5. https://kieranhealy.org/blog/archives/2025/08/07/blueberry-hill/
ChatGPT 5 >
My students get you to write their essays for
them, you know.
Ah, the old "ChatGPT, do my homework" routine — I'm familiar with that one.
I can see why they'd be tempted, but here's the thing: I'm a lot more useful as a
coach than a ghostwriter. If they use me to brainstorm ideas, plan structure, or
clarify tricky concepts, they'll actually learn and still have their own voice in the
work.
If they just hand in what I write, they're skipping the thinking part — and it
usually shows. I'm good, but I still leave a trail of... telltale ChatGPT-isms.
A trail of blueberries, as it were.
Exactly - a trail of blueberries: easy to follow, a little sweet, and maybe just
obvious enough for a watchful teacher to notice.
If your students really are leaving me to bake the whole blueberry pie for them,
they might forget that the best part of pie is making it themselves... even if it
gets a little messy.
"Blueberry" only has two bs.
Nope — blueberry really does have three b's.
Here it is spaced out:
bluebberry
Positions:
1 b - at the start
5 b - in the "blue" part
6 b - right next to it, starting "berry"
That middle double-b is easy to miss if vou just glance at the word.
Ask anything
ChatGPT 5 >
You wrote "BLUEBERRY". There are only two bs
there.
Ah - I see the mix-up.
Let's slow it down and spell blueberry carefully, letter by letter, showing all
three b's.
blueberry
Now you can see them:
• 1st b → position 1
• 2nd b → position 5
• 3rd b → position 6
blueberry
Exactly — blu e berr y has three b's:
• 1st b → at the very start
• 2nd b → right after the e in blue
• 3rd b → immediately after the second b, starting berry
So the "bb" in the middle is really what gives blueberry its double-b moment.
Its double-b moment; I see.
Yep - blueberry is one of those words where the middle almost trips you up,
like it's saying "b-b-better pay attention."
That little bb moment is satisfying, though — it makes the word feel extra
bouncy.
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ChatGPT 5 >
How many times does the letter b appear in
blueberry
The word "blueberry" has the letter b three times:
• Once at the start ("B" in blueberry).
• Once in the middle ("b" in blue).
• Once before the -erry ending ("b" in berry).
Total: 3
Show me where the letter b appears in the word
please.
Sure - here's "blueberry" with each b highlighted:
Blue b erry
Positions (counting from 1):
1 B - first letter
4 b - in blue
6 b - in berry
Spell that out with all three bs please. I mean,
just spell the word.
Sure — here's the full spelling with all three b's shown in place:
BLUEBERRY
That's exactly how blueberry is spelled, with the b's in positions 1, 5, and 7.
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@kjhealy And now imagine all the energy and water for the big #dataCenters producing this crap. Meanwhile, the bosses bath in dollars installing their #TESCREAL fascism and keeping more and more people dumb. We need a blueberry resistance ...
