i'm a retired tv/film continuity professional shitposting my way to a critical analysis 📽

i have a dissociative disorder and i won't content warn when talking about my day-to-day neurology 👽

i navigate my trauma and marginalization with deadpan jokes but hate 99.99% of all stand up comics 🤡

I post the appropriate number of pictures of clouds.

"Something beautiful is going to happen."

Please interact before you follow. Don't talk to me about computers.

Arthur Evans fans DNI

"I just assume Alex Checkervest watches 90% ghost stories and old dark house movies" -- Thomas

Icon is a ghost leaning on one hand looking contemplative, banner is Dani from Midsommar in the flower dress looking furious

pronounced CARE-ith. 30-something, bi as heck. movie-watcher!!!

Hi, I'm the guy who wants to hunt Stuart Varney with a harpoon gun*
*Due to circumstances entirely within his own control, @sexybenfranklin will also be added to the harpoon gun hunting list. He knows why.

Radtown Forever

Laserdisc's resident Expanse meme maker


loves those little cat beans 


nuremberg 𓍯 all the nazis


(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥dead ice agents♥


me when a zionist gets murked: 😍

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.

He/Him

Movies & Meta-toots
Dad Stuff
Stand Up or Give Up

⭐️ VIP ⭐️
Clout Baron

:oscar: 6 Time #MovieBowl Champion :oscar:
1954, 1987, 1992, 1994, 2001, Tournament of Champions

Hablo poquito Español (mal)

18+

#PervertsDoNotInteract
Don't be weird to me

Do not teach me. I do not want to learn

Sports: https://allpro.social/@thomas
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/D6n5