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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

"Fears of disaster as Russian #nuclear #submarine reports major malfunction in #Mediterranean"

Jesus fucking Christ

Welcome to your latest episode in the long running saga of #USSR/ #Russia and nuclear accidents

馃槱 馃う 馃槧

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fears-disaster-russian-nuclear-submarine-142027042.html

clarification:

not nuclear powered

"nuclear capable" (can carry nuclear missiles)

scene for "The Hunt for Red October":

"you lost another submarine?"
scene for "The Hunt for Red October": "you lost another submarine?"
scene for "The Hunt for Red October": "you lost another submarine?"
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eVOTErra FOR DEMOCRACY!
@evoterra@podvibes.co replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce

Something tells me the threat posed by Russia鈥檚 former Soviet nuclear stockpile is 100% about radiation leakage.

Not that I鈥檓 suggesting we test that theory, but I think the bear is rather toothless. And drunk.

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Viking Chieftain
@VikingChieftain@krigskunst.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce

"...may be forced to pump the fuel directly into the sea."

Maybe their mission is to cause an environmental disaster?

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Eco Bagger 2
@EcoBagger2@mstdn.party replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce

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Mike J馃懝馃悁 馃馃徎
@mikej@mastodon.online replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce Not to rag on Shaun Wilson, but that article made me miss the days when we had copy editors. "was reportedly sank?" Really?

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@mikej

i looked first for alternative news sources

to make sure it was a real story

i found plenty

i perhaps chose the worst source though

sorry

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Mike J馃懝馃悁 馃馃徎
@mikej@mastodon.online replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce Nah, the story was mostly good. It seemed to contain actual facts and didn't get sensationalist.

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Anthony 馃嚘馃嚭馃惡馃暞馃専鉁笍
@skyfire747@aus.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce yikes!

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Brad Macpherson
@brad@1040ste.net replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce Night night, sleep tight

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Paladin :verified: :ak:
@Paladin@mastodon.nu replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@dnkboston @benroyce Yesterday I picked up on Yoytube, Times Radio (?), that domestic terrorism is picking up.

The war is sucking resources out of FSB and the interior troops. Less ears and less batons vs a more and more frustrated set of regions.

Add that Ukraine laid the groundwork for a collapse of transportation. Continue...

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Kierkegaanks regretfully
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce at least they took it seriously and employed serious people. Not these narcissistic assclowns

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@Kierkegaanks

that's not very fun at all

i'm amazed we're all still around

with how many idiots and trigger happy assholes there were running around with primitive nuclear technology in the cold war

and of course, there were many close calls

and also, of course, we are still in a primitive era

馃槵

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Deb Nam-Krane
@dnkboston@apobangpo.space replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce They're overdue

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@dnkboston

good points. perhaps a new russian revolution is on the horizon

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Kierkegaanks regretfully
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce fun fact, they had orders to detonate a thermonuclear bomb if they were boarded

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Deb Nam-Krane
@dnkboston@apobangpo.space replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce my crystal ball is very murky, but I think North Korea will be easier to manage than Russia. If nothing else, the population in Russia has more freedoms, which could make for a lousy return on their totalitarian investment.

But it's crazy how everyone knows at this point that Russia is becoming China's puppet state. Which is part of why I couldn't care less about who said what at the UN this week.

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@Kierkegaanks

you have no respect for the romance of the russian/ soviet submarine

it yearns to do things which are puckish, provocative, playful

to capture our imagination

i mean just look at this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_S-363

don't you love it? isn't it whimsical? so cute and mischievous

(/s)

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@dnkboston

i've realized as of late that everyone knows russia is on a downward trajectory, and while breaking up is a possibility, it's a remote possibility

and i've come realize china will prop it up

why manage many new problematic north koreas when it can stage manage and fund one big one?

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Kierkegaanks regretfully
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@benroyce but it鈥檚 so much cheaper and safer to let surface vessels do it

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@wjmaggos

you are correct

it's not nuclear powered, it's "nuclear capable" which means it could have nuclear missiles

i edited my comment so i'm not fear mongering

and thank you

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Ben Royce 馃嚭馃嚘
@benroyce@mastodon.social replied  路  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@Kierkegaanks

don't hold it against russian submarines, they are innocent

they merely yearn to eat submarine cables

poor creatures

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