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Floaty Birb
@floatybirb@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Oh wait and then the skeleton bat explodes and then is sucked away to an alternate universe. Presumably where it will menace other teenagers as... Skeleton Bat.

The other teenagers will be like humanoid slug people though, with little eyestalk ears. And also robots.

Dear Venture Capitalists of Monsterdon, please give me 100 million dollars to make this movie...

#monsterdon

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Floaty Birb
@floatybirb@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

Having theoretically de-vampired Amy, the next night we are back to full circle and Charlie and Amy are making out on the bed.

Then Fright Night appears on the TV as Peter Vincent announces that he's back on the TV and introducing an alien invasion show, which they decide to turn off to make out more.

#monsterdon

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Floaty Birb
@floatybirb@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

But then... oh no the window is open! is something wrong?

No, they decide to make out more. Then some spooky glowing eyes glare at them through the window.

Then credits. The closing music is very 80s and I like it.

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Floaty Birb
@floatybirb@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

I award Fright Night 3 out of 5 exploding burning melting bloody vampires. It was simultaneously the worst and best film ever made.

The best character was the conflicted actor who decided to play his role to save the day; he was real main character.

The second best character was the Evil Bisexual Sweater Vampire who collected clocks and teenagers.

The practical effects were neat, and carefully used. The movie felt really long though and extremely cringe in parts.

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Floaty Birb
@floatybirb@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

The third best character was the milfy mom who was nonchalant about things movie moms are normally upset about, but very concerned about nightmares and a lack of hot cocoa.

The fourth best character was the cop who decided he didn't want to deal with this shit, which is a mood.

The nominal main boy and girl were mostly there to have a nominal main boy and girl. The metalhead nerd was a little more likable, actually, even if he was annoying.

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