I asked the computer for cat food recipes
And it told me to cook my cat
Can't question the computer of course,
But I'm not sure if Fluffy would like that

Fluffy isn't liking this,
I don't think Fluffy wants to lose a life
Making food for kitty shouldn't involve
Chasing Fluffy around with a knife

Aw heck this is too much effort
I'll just open up a can
Making cat food is too much work
Especially when you try to put kitty in a pan

#poem (human poem about AI slop)
ps. Don't cook kitty!
pps. Yes, this is sarcasm.